This might be the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to me.

One day I was standing in line at the bank when suddenly I felt something poke me in the butt. It wasn’t an innocent, “Oh, I’m so sorry”, then we all move on kinda bump either. This was a dead center, crack splitting, hole puckering, bulls eye! Startled I jump forward, turning 180 in mid air, ready to face this unknown threat. But all I see is a married couple standing a comfortable…



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